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manny
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# Posted: 10 Nov 2017 10:54
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paulz
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# Posted: 23 Nov 2017 12:08
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A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

"This is the Klopman diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."

"What's the curse?" the man asked.

"Mr. Klopman."

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

paulz
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# Posted: 9 Nov 2018 17:55
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MAD look at Hunting
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rockies
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# Posted: 9 Nov 2018 20:08
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Not really a joke, but....

Sometimes I think all my problems could be solved if a giant sack containing 10 million dollars just fell into my lap, killing me instantly.

hattie
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# Posted: 27 Dec 2018 16:34
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It's almost 2019, I am a year older and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...what does the fox say... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going, why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy and Paste, and enjoy your day.

rockies
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# Posted: 27 Dec 2018 21:40
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You know that look a woman gets on her face when she really really really wants to make love?

Yea, me neither.

hattie
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# Posted: 26 Apr 2019 00:28
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I love Ikea....
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Nobadays
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# Posted: 26 Apr 2019 00:39
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Just was wondering if there was a "Just for fun topic" on the forum!
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hattie
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# Posted: 18 Jan 2020 16:25
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 51.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man, and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough and three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funereal was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day or kneading a lift.

paulz
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# Posted: 6 Aug 2020 18:33
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Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, “Bring me my Red Shirt.” The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.

Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day’s triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, “Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle?” The captain replied, “If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.”

All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.

Captain Bravo calmly shouted, “Get me my brown pants.”

Nobadays
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# Posted: 6 Aug 2020 19:36 - Edited by: Nobadays
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Nice!

A brewery worker fell in a vat of beer and drowned. His co-worker was called upon to inform his widow. Upon telling the widow of his death she said, "I hope he went quickly. " To that the co-worker replied, "I'm afraid he didn't.... he got three time to pee before he drowned. "

Bruces
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# Posted: 6 Aug 2020 21:47
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I am fairly new here and just read through all the posts ,I can help you with one thing on your list for sure .
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Bruces
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# Posted: 7 Aug 2020 12:52
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Sorry ,that turned into an epic fail ^^ ,Anyways it was in response to Hattie’s post above ,not sure why it turned out so crappy but the roadsign is for Sesame Street ,yes I can tell you how to get there as I have literally been there myself .
Enjoy your day !

paulz
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# Posted: 30 Nov 2021 11:27 - Edited by: paulz
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A Mad look at DIY
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ICC
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# Posted: 30 Dec 2021 12:14
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ICC
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# Posted: 13 Jan 2022 12:12
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visual joke
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DaveBell
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# Posted: 13 Jan 2022 13:37
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In West Texas there was a small oil company that had a blow out of a well head. The fire raged for days. They were loosing a million dollars a day. They didn't have enough money to hire the pro's with bulldozers, dynamite, and experienced crews. So they hired a small outfit at a very low rate. The next day, they were supposed to show up in the morning. The oil company foreman watched the road for hours for the small company to show up. All of a sudden he sees a dust cloud coming across the desert. Here comes one 18 foot stake bed truck with 40 men holding burlap bags. The truck ran right up to the well and crashed into it. All the men jumped out and started beating the fire with the burlap bags. After 30 minutes they had the fire out. The oil company foreman handed them a check and said, "what's the first thing you are going to do with all this money?" The man responded, "I think we better fix the brakes on the truck."

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